Joke of the Day...

[CobraDan]

At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her
new husband was so elderly, Lou Anne decided that after their wedding she
and Morris should have separate bedrooms. She was concerned that her new
but aged husband may overexert himself if they spent the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepared herself for bed and the
expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the "knock" came. The door opened

and there was Morris, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They united

as one and consummated the marriage.

All went well. Morris took leave of his bride and she prepared to go to
sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne heard another knock on her bedroom door.
It was Morris again. He was ready for more "action."



Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consented to more coupling. When the

newlyweds were done, Morris kissed his bride, bid her a fond goodnight

and left.

Again she was set to go to sleep, but aha.... you guessed it. Morris was back,
rapping on the door, fresh as a 25 year old, ready for more "action."
Once more they enjoyed each others favors.



As Morris was leaving, his young bride said to him. "I am thoroughly impressed

that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys a third

of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris."



Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turned to Lou Anne and said, "You mean I was here
already?"