Joke of the Day...

[Dwight]

One day a guy won the lottery but after he had paid his taxes he only had about $300,000 left. Knowing that this was not a lot by today’s standards, he decided to invest his winnings and increase his wealth. After reading a number of books and magazines and talking to a number of wealthy men, he decided to open a brothel.
First he bought an old three-story building and had it remodeled. Next he hired a madam and a doorman, finally he hired the working girls. Wanting to appeal to a wide variety of men the guy decided that his women should vary as much as possible. On the first floor of the business he put housewives, for the average guys; on the second floor were models for the men looking for beauty, and on the third floor schoolteachers for those guys looking for intellectual stimulation. Believing that he now had everything covered he opened his business.
After a few months in business the man decided to examine the books to see how things were going. Profits looked good but he realized that the women on the third floor were making twice as much money as the women on the other floors combined. Wanting to increase his profits on the first and second floors the man decided to do a little investigating and so he disguised himself as a customer and proceeded.
The first night the man showed up at his business and requested one of his first floor girls. The Madam instructed him to proceed down the hall and knock on the first door. A sweet-voiced woman invited him in. Once in the room the housewife told him that she had only two rules for doing business. First he must remove his shoes so as not to track up her floor and second he needed to fold his clothes and put them neatly on a chair. The brothel owner found that the woman seemed to be good at her job and her rules not too unpleasant, but he still needed to check on the other floors.
On the second night the man again entered the brothel, but this time asked for one of the most beautiful women in the place. The Madam smiled and sent him up the stairs to the second floor. Again he approached the appropriate door and knocked. Again a pleasant voice asked him to come in. Once inside the room the man observed the most beautiful woman he had ever seen sitting at a dressing table combing her hair. She looked back over her shoulder at him and told him that she had two rules for doing business. First he must not mess up her makeup and second he must not muss her hair. Even though the lady’s rules were somewhat difficult to follow, the brothel owner was still quite happy with his service but knew that he still needed to visit the third floor.
Finally, on the third night, the brothel owner approached the Madam and asked if there was possibly a woman available who might be able to talk with him intelligently after sex. He said that he was a college professor and found intellectual stimulation important to his overall enjoyment of a sexual encounter. The Madam smiled and instructed the man take the elevator to the third floor. Once more the man knocked on the appropriate door and again was instructed to enter by a very pleasant voice. Once inside the room the man saw a very plain woman. She wore no make up, her dress was very modest, she had eyeglasses, which sat on the end of her nose, and her hair was pulled tightly back into a bun. The women looked at him over her glasses and instructed. “Young man I have but one rule here. You will have to do this until you get it right.”