01-06-2003, 05:34 PM
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Location: Cape Coral,
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A good Irish man, John O'Reilly met regularly with his toastmasters club.
One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest as to who could make the best toast.
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife."
That won him the top prize for the toast of the night.
He went home and told his wife Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night.
She said "Aye. what was your toast?"
John said "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh John that is very nice indeed" said Mary.
The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night with a toast about you Mary."
She said "Aye and I was a bit surprised meself".
"You know he has only been there twice! Once he feel asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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