03-15-2003, 02:54 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cape Coral,
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an accountant and his money
An accountant gets home late one night and his
wife says, "Where the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did
you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said
proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred
dollar bill on his penis?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he
began. "Two, once in a while, I like to play with my money... Three, I like how money feels in my
hand... And lastly, instead of you going out
shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!
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