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Old 03-25-2003, 02:14 AM
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Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward
a
foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands
together
at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please
allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve
your
pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man
replied,
still in pain, in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together
in
his groin.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took
his
hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put
her
hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked, "How does that feel? "
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell
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