Joke of the Day...

[mikiec]

What the heck...I'll add to this one.

Subject: GOOD MORALS






I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over

a year, and so we

decided to get married. My parents helped us in every

way, my friends

encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one

thing bothering me, quite a lot, and that was my

mother-in-law to be. She

was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful

and sexy, who sometimes

flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable.



One day she called me and asked me to come over to

check the wedding

invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I

arrived, she whispered

to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had

feelings and desires for

me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got

married and committed my

life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me

just once.



What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't

say a word.



So, she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are

up for it, just come

and get me."



I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and

went to the front

door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her

husband was standing

outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and

said, we are very happy

and pleased, you have passed our little test. We

couldn't have asked for a

better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.



Moral of the story:



Always keep your condoms in your car