Joke of the Day...

[CobraDan]

The inventor of the Harley Davidson motorcycle died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
The Inventor thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to Hang out with God." St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. He then asked God, "Hey, aren't You the Inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said the Inventor, "professional to Professional, You have some major design flaws in Your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end.


2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.


3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.


4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.


5. It is unreliable when trying to turn it on.


6. The maintenance costs are outrageous. And, finally,


7. It costs a fortune when you trade it in for a newer model."





"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the Inventor, "but according to these numbers, more men want to ride my invention than yours."