
09-12-2003, 06:10 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Seattle, WA,
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Two families move from Iraq to America. When they arrive, the
fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has
become more American will win.
A year later when they meet again the first guy says, "My
son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to
pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"
The second guy says, "phuck you, towel-head!
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