01-17-2004, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cape Coral,
FL
Cobra Make, Engine: 2009 Solbra
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GIRL'S NIGHT OUT
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been decidedly
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking
home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her
panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to
salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and she
proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said,
"These damn girl nights have to stop. My wife came home with no panties."
"That's nothing" said the other husband "Mine came back with a card stuck
between the crack of her ass that said 'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We will never forget you!'."
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