Joke of the Day...

[SPEEDEAMON]

TEST FOR DEMENTIA...

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we
grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; If you
don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so...

Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing
it or are still "with it."
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made
your own....OK, relax, clear your mind and....begin.


1. What do you put in a toaster?












Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.


2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?










Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt
the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even
overheat. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made
from?










Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
what the devil are you still doing here reading these
questions????? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany.
If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into
West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the
engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.Unfortunately the
engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack
in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West
Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West
Germany or in "no man's land"?












Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said, "Don't
bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute
then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?













Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than
"one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but
you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit
the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In
Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people
get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea, three people get off and
five people get on. In
Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?















Answer: Don't you remember? It was YOU!! Now pass this along to
all your "friends" and hope they do better than you did!