05-27-2004, 03:54 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cape Coral,
FL
Cobra Make, Engine: 2009 Solbra
Posts: 3,861
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Top Ten Reasons Golf Is Better Than Sex
#10 - A below par performance is considered good.
#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7 - Foursomes are encouraged.
#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5 - Three times a day is possible.
#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it every day.
#2 - You don' t have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
...and best of all................
#1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it
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