Joke of the Day...

[bomelia]

That last genie joke was a bit sad.

SO...

A man walks into a bar (sheesh, how many jokes start like that?)
Anyways, hit sits down at the bar and orders a drink. While the bartender is preparing his drink, the man reaches into his coat and pulls out a small grand piano, perfect in all the details and sets it on the bar. Next, he pulls out a real live, 10 inch tall concert pianist and sets him near the piano. By now the bartender is beginning to think HE needs a drink. Anyways, the pianist sits down and begins to play. Soon, the most beautiful piano music ever heard begins to fill the bar. Amazed, the bartender asks him where he got such a thing. The man explained that there was a genie down the street granting wishes. In a flash, the bartender was out of there and soon standing in a crowd of people asking for wishes. Finally it was his turn and his wish was for a million bucks. Next thing ya know the air is full of ducks flying and landing all over the place. Disgusted and dejected the bartender went back to his bar. Upon returning,
the bartender told the man about his misfortune. The man laughed and said "yeah, I think the genie is somewhat deaf. You don't actually think I asked him for a 10 inch pianist, do you?"

Mike