Joke of the Day...

[EarlsflyinCobra]

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One
would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved

on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging

a hole, the other girl filling it in again.



An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what

they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort

you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- Why do you dig a hole,

only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"


The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks

odd, because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who

plants the trees called in sick.

[Ron61]

GO N GIT YO MAMA

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while
the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back
together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his Son, "Boy, go git yo Momma... "

[VRM]

MAN OF THE HOUSE

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE"
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."