Humor us- post your favorite snaky one liners

[Austexican]

From "Raiders of the Lost Ark"- John Rhys-Davies looks into the crypt and says to Indiana Jones:
"Asps... very dangerous... you go first."

My kids used this line as they approached a tall stack of dirty dishes in the sink and other noxious chores such as collecting the puppy poop from the back yard.

[Mark IV]

"No Ma'm, we're musicians"

"Son, fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life...."

"Oh, I'd play on, I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for a while..."

[Karl Bebout]

"Honest, its only a cold sore"