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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and hands it back to the woman who drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the man. The man takes the bottle and puts the cap back on. The woman asks, "Aren't you having any?" The man replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... " |
Thought I would bring this one back to the top to take away from all the political BS that is going on in the lounge
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You are not helping it.
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No more for me. I am done with those threads. :LOL::LOL::LOL: |
Please ignore Steve's and Tru's comments on this thread.
It is supposed to be dead and buried, but Noooooooooooooooooooooo. |
Please ignore : Steve's,Doug's,Tru's and now Warren's posts.:rolleyes:
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and Fred's post too.
IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE |
and Warren's :3DSMILE:
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I asked Rick about this thread, he just laughed.
Ignore this thread? Not a chance. :D :D |
What, did someone say something?
I hear an echo in here. |
I'm still trying to ignore 392Cobra's avatar:cool:
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Maybe we should just IGNORE the Political Threads. :LOL:
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Sorry, I'm weak.
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Who'd a thought a mistake thread post started by rdorman on 10-25-04 would go on this long? Way to go Rick
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I am always up for a free post!
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I agree GR, Rick did it with this one and we get to remind him each year in London. :LOL:
RICK!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? Ignored. :D :D |
I was..... Oh nevermind ;)
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Mindnever Oh...**)
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