02-14-2010, 05:29 AM
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Subject: Quidado with the Mexican maid!!
Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. I found out later the conversation went like this:
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase??"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife: (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora...the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
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