Jokes

[Ron61]

Subject: Quidado with the Mexican maid!!


Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. I found out later the conversation went like this:

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase??"


Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."


Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"


Maria: "Your husband said so."


Wife: "Oh."


Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."


Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"


Maria: "Your husband did."


Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."


Wife: (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"


Maria: "No Señora...the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

[FWB]

[Ron61]

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It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.

[Ron61]

An elderly couple are attending church services.
About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says, " I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back , " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

[Ron61]

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir.
Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with big tits.....
She appears out of nowhere.'