Jokes

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A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God. While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?"

He replied, "1 second."

The next day the preacher asked God, "God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?"

And God replied, "A penny."

Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, "God, can I have one of your pennies?"

And God replied, "Just wait a sec."
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The most successful investor was Noah. He floated stock, while everything around him went into liquidation.
The most successful female investor was Pharaoh’s daughter. She went to the Nile bank and floated a prophet.
I saw a bank that said if offered 24 Hour Banking." But I didn’t go in. I didn’t have that much time.
A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.
Always play with other people's money!
The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.