Jokes

[Aussie Mike]

There’s a knock at the door.

The bloke goes and opens it and there’s 2 police men standing there and one holds up a picture of a woman.

“Is this your wife sir?”

The bloke say’s “Yes, that’s her”

“We’re sorry sir but it looks like she’s been hit by a bus”

“Yes I know, but she’s got a wonderful personality”

[Dominik]

Cool thread, let me start all over from page 1! :-)

[bliss]

Best Cop Contest



In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the
President narrowed the field to three finalists, the CIA, the FBI, and
the Chicago Police Dept. The three remaining contenders were given the
task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest.

The FBI went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They
questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The CIA went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they
burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no
apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

The Chicago Police went into the forest. They came out two hours later
with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling "Okay, Okay, I'm a friggin'
rabbit, I'm a friggin' rabbit!"