Jokes

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Peter, a well known anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a
drink when he sees a guy close by with kippa (skull cap), tzitzis
(undergarment with long strings), and payos (long side curls). He
doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish. So
Peter shouts over to the bartender so everyone can hear, "Drinks for
everyone in here, bartender, but not for that guy over there," pointing
to the Jewish guy.

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, Peter notices that the
Jewish guy is smiling, and calls to Peter and says, "Thank you." This
infuriates him and in a loud voice, he once again orders drinks for
everyone except the Jewish guy. But as before, this does not seem to
worry the Jewish guy who continues to smile, and again says, "Thank
you."

So Peter says to the barman, "What's the matter with that guy over
there? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar except
that guy, and all he does is smile and thank me. Is something wrong
with him or something?"

"Not at all," replies the barman. "He's the owner."