Jokes

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Daryl, the 65-year old extremely wealthy Texan, shows up at the rodeo with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs on Daryl's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the rodeo are all envious. They corner him and ask, "Daryl, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Daryl replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"

The Texan says, "I lied about my age."

His friends are fascinated, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"

Daryl smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical...
The nurse started with the basics...."How much do you weigh" she asked. "210" I said.
The nurse put me on the scale..
Turns out I weigh 245.
The nurse asked "what is your height?" "6 foot 4"
I said. The nurse checked ansd saw I am only 6'2".
She took my blood pressure and said it was very high.
I said "Of course it's high; when I came in here
I was tall and slender, now I am short and fat." she put me on Prozac..