Jokes

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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to
amaze their men… that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again...
The engaged girlfriend said, “The other night, when my boyfriend came
home, he found me in the leather bodice, four inch stilettos and mask. He said, ‘You are the woman of my life, I
love you.’ Then we made love all night long.”
The mistress stated, “Oh yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos,
mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word. We just had wild sex
all night.”
The married one then said, “The other night, I sent the kids to stay at my mothers. I got myself ready, leather
bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a
beer, and said, ‘Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?’”
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These are pictures of a polar bear attacking a man.
The pictures were taken while people watched and could
do nothing to stop the attack! Reports from the local
newspaper say that the victim will make a full recovery.

Warning: graphic gore.

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