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I had lunch with 2 of my friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a black mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went:

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a black mask.
He said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office wearing a raincoat, and under it only the black bra, plus heels and a black mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stilettos and a black mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said:





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