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SANTACO Airlines

Currently SANTACO is only flying in Mexico , but hopes to introduce further
services to San Diego and Los Angeles later this year.

SANTACO said that they will not be beaten on price, and offers
amenities unmatched by industry rivals. Among them:

A spacious business class on the upper deck.
No baggage weight limit.
No baggage fee for the first 10 bags.
No fee to change flights to another date or time.
Children accompanied by adults fly free.

The FAA, however, is resisting all attempts by SANTACO to operate in US air space.

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An Amish lady was trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she was pulled pulled over by a cop.

"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you," said the officer, "but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."

"Oh I'll let my husband Jacob know as soon as I get home", the women replied.

The police officer continued: "That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horses back and around one of his balls. I consider that to be animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that straight away!"

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the policeman.

"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" her husband asked.

"He said the reflector is broken on the buggy." the woman answered.

"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?"

"I'm not sure, Jacob" the woman said. "Something about the emergency brake".
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From the Police blotter......

A San Francisco man was found dead in his home over the weekend.
Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The
tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes. A banana was
sticking out of his @ss.

Police suspect a cereal killer.