Jokes

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During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force pilot was
seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began
crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the
infant as discreetly as possible.

The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly
offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items.

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded,
"Gosh, that's a good looking baby, and he sure was hungry!"

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that
the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.

The Air Force pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed,

"And all these years, I've been chewing gum."
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! was pulled over today. The officer came up to Cobra. My lab was in the seat beside my and started barking at the officer. He ask if the dog would bite him. I said probably not, he doesn't like pork. I for sure got that speeding ticket.