Jokes

bliss · #1 (**permalink**) 08-29-2012, 09:49 AM

Just in case you missed it, here's some input as to warming up for a race...

bliss · #2 (**permalink**) 08-30-2012, 04:07 PM

bliss · #3 (**permalink**) 08-31-2012, 10:11 AM

Zen....

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
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As a mother was bribing her little boy with a quarter so he would behave, she said, "Why do I always have to pay you to be good?

Why can't you be good for nothing like your dad?"
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A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

bliss · #4 (**permalink**) 08-31-2012, 01:33 PM

Count every 'F' in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6!
READ IT AGAIN !

Really, go back and try to find the six F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down. The brain cannot process 'OF'.

Incredible or what?
Go back and look again!
Anyone who counts all six 'F's' on the first go is a genius!
Three is normal, four is quite rare.

bliss · #5 (**permalink**) 09-01-2012, 11:19 AM

bliss · #6 (**permalink**) 09-02-2012, 09:33 AM

bliss · #7 (**permalink**) 09-02-2012, 01:05 PM

Not funny......