Jokes

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Q. What's got four legs and one arm?
A. A Rottweiler.

Q. Do you know what 6.9 is?
A. A good thing screwed up by a period.

Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A. It changes their blood type.

Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A. Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.

Q. How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
A. Very satisfying.

Q. Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?
A. He was half nuts!!!

Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

Q: Why do men name their penis?
A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of
their decisions.

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.

Q: Why don't women have any brains?
A: Because they don't have penises to keep them in.

Q: What is the difference between a geneologist and a gynecologist?
A: A geneologist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush.

Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
A: They're hiring.

Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

Q: What's the Cuban national anthem?
A: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don't work.

Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.