Jokes

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McDonald's fires back...

Saying your kids are fat because of us..
is like saying it’s Hooters fault
your husband likes big t!ts..
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Q: If someone from the 1950's suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?

A: I possess a device, in my pocket, that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man. I use it to look at pictures of cats and get in arguments with strangers...

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A little girl goes to the barber with her father.When it's his turn to get his hair cut she stands next to him while eating a snack cake. The barber looks at her and says You're going to get hair on your twinkie,to which she replies "Yup, and I'm going to get boobs too"
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Q: How many Apple employees does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 47 -- One to change the bulb and a team of 46 lawyers to copyright iChange; the alternate light bulb protocol and then sue anyone else who changes a light bulb, ever.

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