Jokes

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A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said:

"I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.

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If Guns kill people, do pencils misspell words?
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A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that sh!t.
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Could somebody try this and report back?

Chinese traditional qi gong treatment for prostate problems

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Today's exercise routine....

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Paper?

Le papier ne sera jamais mort / Paper is not dead ! on Vimeo

Dyslexics Untie!

Q: What do you get if you cross a Dyslexic, an Agnostic, and an
Insomniac?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Subject: 163 yrs ago

Did you know what happened 163 years ago this fall... back in 1850?

California became a state . . . .
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.

So basically nothing has changed except then the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.

That, my friends, is the history lesson for today!