Jokes

[bliss]

There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a well-dressed young man standing there who said:

"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

So I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"

He said: "Beats the hell out of me! Nobody ever let me in before."

[bliss]

Three men are killed in an accident, and all arrive simultaneously at the gates of Heaven.

St Peter lines them up, and asks the first bloke; “Religion?”

The first bloke replies: “Methodist.”

St. Peter looks down his list, and says; “Go to Room 24 - but be very quiet as you pass Room 8.”

St. Peter says to the second bloke; “Religion?”

The second bloke says: “Baptist.”

St. Peter: “OK - go to Room 18 - but be very quiet as you pass Room 8.”

St. Peter says to the third bloke; “Religion?”

The third bloke says: “Jewish.”

St. Peter says: “Go to Room 11 - but be very quiet as you pass room 8.”

The third bloke says; “I can understand there being different rooms, for different religions - but why must we all be very quiet, as we pass Room 8?”

St. Peter says: “Well, the Jehovah’s Witnesses are in Room 8 - and they think they're the only ones here.”



A woman is sitting at home on the veranda with her husband and she says: "I love you."

He asks: "Is that you or the wine talking?"

She replies: "It's me ............... talking to the wine !!"

[bliss]

Three men are killed in an accident, and all arrive simultaneously at the gates of Heaven.

St Peter lines them up, and asks the first bloke; “Religion?”

The first bloke replies: “Methodist.”

St. Peter looks down his list, and says; “Go to Room 24 - but be very quiet as you pass Room 8.”

St. Peter says to the second bloke; “Religion?”

The second bloke says: “Baptist.”

St. Peter: “OK - go to Room 18 - but be very quiet as you pass Room 8.”

St. Peter says to the third bloke; “Religion?”

The third bloke says: “Jewish.”

St. Peter says: “Go to Room 11 - but be very quiet as you pass room 8.”

The third bloke says; “I can understand there being different rooms, for different religions - but why must we all be very quiet, as we pass Room 8?”

St. Peter says: “Well, the Jehovah’s Witnesses are in Room 8 - and they think they're the only ones here.”



A woman is sitting at home on the veranda with her husband and she says: "I love you."

He asks: "Is that you or the wine talking?"

She replies: "It's me ............... talking to the wine !!"