
06-15-2013, 04:57 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Empire Bay,
NSW
Cobra Make, Engine: DRB 302 Ford HO Block
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The Ultimate In Suicide Counselling
A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled, "If you're about to kill yourself, how about a root before you go?"
The woman was angry and said, "No! F*ck off you filthy old bastard."
The tramp turned to leave and said, "No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
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