Jokes

[Jethrow]

Anyone else notice that since we had a little spat over that non-PC joke that the jokes have now dried up?

I once thought that men were men and PC was a term used by lefties and tree huggers. How has it made it's way onto this jokes thread.

Sad really. The jokes used to be a little highlight.

[computerworks]

Originally Posted by Jethrow

How has it made it's way onto this jokes thread.

Sad really.

Just a reminder... the 'spat' was not over the joke or the content.

The 'spat' was picking a fight with a moderator.

Not a good idea.

thanks
Ron
Club Cobra Moderator

[bliss]

With the Holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my family and friends about drinking and driving.

As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, two days ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by a bottle of great Bordeaux. Feeling jolly, I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.

That's when I did something that I've never done before ----- I took a cab home.

Sure enough, on the way home, there was a police road block, but since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it, but since my birthday is coming up, I might just take it out for a spin.

[bliss]

Originally Posted by computerworks

Just a reminder... the 'spat' was not over the joke or the content.

The 'spat' was picking a fight with a moderator.

Not a good idea.

thanks
Ron
Club Cobra Moderator

Well, Merry Christmas.

BTW, I'm also doing this this year....

[computerworks]

Do you want to stay?

Or, is that a goodbye?

[Ron61]

Texas Solution To A Long Life


A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY .....UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED.

SHE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN,
30 GRANDCHILDREN,
45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,
25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,

AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

Ron

[bliss]

Originally Posted by computerworks

Do you want to stay?

Or, is that a goodbye?

I told you computerworks, I'm not interested so stop following me around.

Anyway.....

I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.