
01-30-2016, 09:24 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Sonora,
CA
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Posts: 1,770
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I said to my wife: "On your gravestone I'll put "COLD AS EVER".
She said: "On yours I'll put "STIFF AT LAST".
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I once went out with a girl who had fiery red hair and a pale, thin body. I met her on Match.com.
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I'm such a firm believer in reincarnation, I'm leaving everything to myself.
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I watched my dog chase his tail in circles for ten minutes, thinking how stupid and easily entertained he was. Then I realized I had just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes.
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