
12-14-2016, 11:05 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Sonora,
CA
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They say the average person has sex 119 times a year. Looks like I'm in for a wild ride for the next two weeks.
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Why do medications always have side effects like 'anal leakage' & 'suicidal thoughts'?
Why not 'invisibility' or 'spontaneous orgasms'?
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I love this time of year.
You can slam your laptop shut when your GF walks into the room and you don't get any disgusted looks.
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Of all the bodily functions that could be contagious, I'm glad it's the yawn.
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Why Fonts matter.....

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