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The old man on his deathbed wheezed to his wife: "When I'm dead, I want you to marry Wilbur."
His wife replied: "Wilbur? Why Wilbur? You've hated him all your life!"
"Still do," wheezed the old man.
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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says,
"Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green, Green Grass of Home'."
"Sounds like you have Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
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