Jokes

[Yetiman]

A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, and he looks at his girlfriend and says "This is the Pig I have sex with when You have a headache !"

His girlfriend looks at him condescendingly and says You will find thats thats a SHEEP, not a Pig you moron !"

He looks at her and replies "You will find I wasn't Talking to YOU !"

[Ron61]

Getting older has its drawbacks, but I guess there aren't too many good alternatives to getting older. Whenever you see a gathering of seniors, it is an even bet they are talking about everything that is wrong with them.
You know, the usual, memory, urinary problems, knees, eyesight, etc., etc.
Well, I am a senior and I absolutely refuse to discuss these issues with everyone else. If I have a problem, I find a solution. It is not always the solution that I like, but I handle it the best way I know and I don't discuss it with every person I see on the street that is past 62. No sir....
With this in mind, I bought myself a new scooter. I wanted something that was easy on gas and could zip me to the store and about town. This seems to meet my EVERY need. I love it!

REMEMBER!!

Senior Citizens Are Valuable.
We Are More Valuable Than Any of The Younger Generation.
We have Silver in our hair.
We have Gold in our teeth.
We have Stones in our kidneys.
We have Lead in our feet.
We areloaded with NATURAL GAS

[bfreer]

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and with it make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there is nothing you
can do about it.