Jokes

[d_ford]

Two faithful wives, who had never before gone anywhere without their husbands much less gone out to a bar, decided to go out one evening and have a few drinks leaving their husbands home. After a night of consuming large amounts of alcohol the two women decided they had better walk home as they were both too drunk to drive. As they were taking a short cut through the local cemetary they had a sudden urge to pee. They looked around to be sure no one was watching and squatted down. After they were finished they suddenly realized that they had nothing to wipe with. The first wife slipped off her panties, wiped and threw them in the bushes. The second wife, thinking that her panties were a gift from her loving husband and very expensive, looked around to find something else to use. A flower arrangement lay close by on a fresh grave so she pulled the ribbon off and proceeded to use it.
The next morning the two troubled husbands were talking. The first one said quietly, I think maybe my wife did something terrible last night. Why? asked the second husband. Well, when she came home so late last night I woke up and noticed that she didn't have her panties on! You think that's bad? Said the second....when I woke up this morning I found a card in my wifes ass that said: From all of us at the fire station, we will never forget you.