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HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY FINAL EXAM

Name:
Alias:
Gang:

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1> Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of
ten shots & shoots 13 rounds at every drive- by shooting, how many
drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?
What is the maxium number of people he can hit?

2> Jose' has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells a 8-ball to Ricky for
$320, & 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram. How many ounces does he
have left?
What is the street value of the remaining coke?

3> Rufus is pimping three girls. If his cut is $65 per trick, how
many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can support his $800
per day crack habit?

4> Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 lb. of heroin to make 20% more profit.
How many ounces will he need?

5> Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, & $100 for a
4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's & three 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he
have to steal to make $1000?

6> Raoul is serving 6 years in prison for murder. He was paid $10,000
for the hit. If his comman-law wife is spending $100 per month , how
much money will be left when he gets out of prison (w/ time off for
good behavior /overcrowding) & how many years will he get for killing
the ***** that spent his money?

7> If the average spray can covers 22 square feet & the average
letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray if he
steals 3 full cans of paint & finds 1 can of paint 1/3 empty?

8> Hector knocked up 6 of the girls in his gang. There are 28 girls
in the gang. What percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?

9> Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night.
She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month
rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up
with her expenses?

10> Salvador was arrested for dealing crack & his bail was set at
$25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% & returns to Mexico, how much
money will he lose by jumping bail?

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