Jokes

[VRM]

A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he
needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called
down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the
premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him
apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a
vending machine that should serve your purposes."

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the
machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the
opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and
whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his
head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best
haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
'Manicures, $20.00.' "Why not?" thought the salesman. He
paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the
machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he
pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine
Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50
Cents.' The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in
the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation,
stuck his manhood into the opening.

When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek
of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his member... which
now had a button sewed on the end.