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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Middle Of Nowhere,
USA
Cobra Make, Engine: ERA 428 FE 4-speed CR "TL" heavy spline
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A woman stumbled upon an old brass lamp while walking on a beach.
When she picked it up and rubbed it, a genie popped up. He told her she could have one wish.
She said her wish was peace in the Middle East and showed him a map and said she wanted these countries to stop fighting with each other, now and forever.
The Genie looked at the map and said "I doubt that will ever happen. These countries have been at war for thousands of years and although I'm good, I'm not that good, so make another wish."
The woman said "Well, I've never been able to find Mr.Right. You know, a man who's considerate and fun, fit, warm and affectionate, gorgeous, only wants sex with me, doesn't do drugs or drink too much, has a great job and income, loves to travel, goes to the theatre, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, gets along with my family and tells me I look fabulous."
The genie let out a long sigh and said "Let me see that map again!"
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