Jokes

[EarlsflyinCobra]

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was
>>wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He
>>was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
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>>As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a
>>large, silverback gorilla.
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>>Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
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>>He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he
>>grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
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>>He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress.
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>>The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
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>>He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by
>>puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and
>>the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake
>>the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps
>>fall to show a little more skin.
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>>She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
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>>"Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he
>>said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing
>>flips.
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>>Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the
>>cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
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>>"Now. Tell him you have a headache."
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