Jokes

[BigGuy]

Subject: You guys will love this

An elderly, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one
Friday evening with a beautiful young woman at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his
girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his inventory and brought out a $5,000 ring
and
showed it to him.

The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very
special."

After hearing the older gentlemen's statement, the jeweler went into
his
special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at
only
$40,000" the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement.

The old man seeing her reaction said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,
"I'll be
paying with a personal check. I know you need to make sure my check is
good,
so, I'll write it out now and you can call the bank on Monday morning to
verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon."

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man and said,
"There's no money in your count."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

Don't mess with Old People!

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