02-27-2007, 12:42 PM
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Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: Bismarck, North Dakota, USA,
Posts: 920
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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed!
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so
you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your
Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then....... Pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?"
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