Jokes

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Mmmm thought beer was kept chilled.



Teacher decides to get to know her class of 6 year old on her first day with them.

'Well" she says "who can tell me what they want to be when they leave school"?.

Little Helen in the front row puts up her hand and says " I want to be a nurse when I leave school"

"That's a very admiral career Helen looking after people" the teacher replies

Tommy just behind shoots up his hand and says "I want to be a Fireman when I leave school"

"Tommy" she says That is also a good job as you will be helping people also"

Little Paul shoots up his hand "I want to be a Policeman when I leave school" He says.

"That's also a good job as you will be working with Tommy helping people" the teacher replies

There's a crash and a bang from the back of the classroom and Robbie shouts out "I'm going to be a School Crossing Supervisor"

The teacher looks at Robbie puzzled and asks "Why do you want to be a School Crossing Supervisor when you leave school"?

"I know that is a job that is helping people" the teacher adds "But why a School Crossing Supervisor" she asks.

"Easy" Robbie says "You don't have to start work until your 70 years old."