Jokes

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The Loyal Husband

A woman had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet her husband stayed by her bedside every single day. Then one day she came to, and she motioned for him to come nearer.

As he sat by her side, she whispered, eyes full of tears, "you know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When you got fired and we just had my income you stayed there to give moral support since you had nothing else to give. And when your business venture failed, you stuck it out for the both of us, until the bankruptcy hearing was over. And when I got shot that time when I was driving your car, you were the first to inquire if I made it. Then when we lost the house, you stayed right there with me in our crummy little apartment. And now, when my health started failing, you’re here still by my side..."

"You know what?"

"What dear?" he gently asked, smiling as his heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck, so get the hell away from me."