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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Middle Of Nowhere,
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Cobra Make, Engine: ERA 428 FE 4-speed CR "TL" heavy spline
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A man died and arrived at the Pearly Gates, to be greeted by St. Peter and a wall full of clocks. He asked St. Peter, what are these clocks? St. Peter replied, These are "lie clocks", the hands move each time a person tells a lie. See, over here is Mother Teresa's clock, the hands have never moved. And over here is Abe Lincoln's clock, and one hand has only moved a little.
The man asked, Where is Hillary Clinton's clock? St. Peter replied, Oh, it's in Jesus' office, He's using it as a ceiling fan.
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