Did you ever wonder???
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm going to eat the next thing that comes outta its *ss."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their *ss when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn
oil is made from corn, and vegetable
oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby
oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . .
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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