Jokes

[cobra de capell]

2 Minute Management Course.....

A lesson for us all. No matter, at what level you may be!!

Lesson One:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
"Can I also sit on my butt like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested. Suddenly,
a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:
To be sitting on your butt and doing nothing,
you must be sitting very high up.

Lesson Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on
some of my manure droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with
nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of manure, found it actually
gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The
next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the
tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out
of the tree.

Management Lesson:
Bull Schitt might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three:

A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As
the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize
how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there
warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the
bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under t he pile of cow dung, promptly dug him out and
ate him.

Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who schitt on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of schitt is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep schitt, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


This concludes your two-minute management course