07-28-2008, 09:56 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Cleveland area, OH,
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Cobra Make, Engine: CSX4xxx, Alum. Shelby 427 w/ Webers,
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an Oldie........
Subj: Fw: Little Johnny Strikes Again
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN....A grade school teacher in
Kentucky asked her stu dents to use the wordˇfascinate'
went to my granddad's farm,and we all saw his pet sheep.
It was fascinating.'The teacher said, 'That was
good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not
fascinating'.Sally raised her hand. She said,'My
family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'The
teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted
you to use the word 'fascinate.'Little Johnny raised
his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned
by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was
no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she
called on him.Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater
with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only
fasten eight.'The teacher sat down and cried.!!!!!!!!
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Jon
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