Jokes

[cobra de capell]

[Ron61]

This morning on the interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear-view mirror, putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and, when I looked back, she was halfway over into my lande, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily ... but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked the cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the damn cell phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call!
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!

[cobra de capell]

Joke? Hmmmmmm.......

[cobra de capell]

At the Democrap convention......<p>

[cobra de capell]

[cobra de capell]

Also, a great trick to teach your dog.....

[cobra de capell]

Life Science Final Exam

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.” What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.

2. Cats can’t steal it.

3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled and then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers.

[Aussie Mike]

Originally Posted by cobra de capell

That pic is from the Hahn Beer comercial that shows down here in Australia. There's a series of them that are pretty funny.

Here are the adds:



another



and another one



My favourite




Cheers